Monday, July 28

Red Flag

When somebody tells you that, instead of defining what something IS, they'd prefer to define what it ISN'T...


Run for the friggin hills. If the concept they're trying to convey is so complex that the set of what it is not is smaller than the set of it, well, either the concept is dumb or they are.


Counter-examples?



Friday, June 6

Thursday, May 15

The Next VP?

“I plan to stick with my current job until I get the hang of it.”

The Hill asks all but 3 of our Senators to reply to the question: ‘If you were asked, would you accept an offer to be the VP nominee?’


Kennedy's faux modesty is endearing. Or I suppose grating, depending on which side of the aisle you most closely identify with.

Monday, April 28

Miracle fruit - might make me eat fruit.

It turns beer into soda - and stout into a milkshake. Not to mention what Miracle fruit does to lemon wedges. I simply must try this someday. If only you could inject it into politics.

Thursday, April 17

Good for you Will Bunch!!!!!

An open letter to Charlie Gibson and George Stephanapoulos | Philadelphia Daily News | 04/17/2008

By so badly botching arguably the most critical debate of such an important election, in a time of both war and economic misery, you disgraced the American voters, and in fact even disgraced democracy itself.

Friday, February 15

KO Serves Up a Helping of the F-word.

Ahh, congress did the right thing. I'm sad that it surprises me so.

Sunday, February 10

Lost

This is where our luggage should be it is not

Wednesday, January 9

What song is this?

Try and figure out before the half-way mark.

Saturday, November 24

More "art"

Bathroom art

Happy birthday K

Sure it may look like the leftovers of a crimescene, but K assures us it will be art in less than 2 weeks. 

Wednesday, November 21

Text-Mine Extreme

This web-based game is in the popular "move your mouse to avoid the evil alien" category - with a twist. You can play it on any of the many annoying websites that use "in-text placement ads" or as I like to call them "Text-Mines". You may already have played the game and not even been aware of it. When you scroll down the page and move your mouse carefully - avoiding the mouse-over pop-up ads in order to locate a bona fide hyperlink - you've been playing "Text-Mine Extreme". 

See PC Magazine's High-Tech Thanksgiving article for a great example - try to click all the normal hyperlinks without mousing over any of the hard-to-see green Text-Mines. I guarantee you'll play it over and over again - whether you like it or not. 


Saturday, November 17

23andMe - 580,000 Data Points of Your Genotype

photo by chase crowson
$1000 is a lot of scratch. How much would YOU pay for this, or would you at all? I'd love to see what they can do and I'll keep an eye on the site for the price to fall as its popularity increases and they get some more competition. If the description is to be trusted, they update your account as new research uncovers more links between your DNA and your potential fate... pretty slick. Now if they could only determine the gene that makes you more likely to die in a fiery car crash - that would be something.
23andMe

Friday, October 12

Monkeys the Dune Cat

It is of course de rigueur that one not walk with rhythm for fear of attracting the worm. I can attest that one slip-up is all that is necessary to summon monkeys the legless cat to my side by tromping predictably through the house. I post this so that others may live.

Tuesday, October 2

Step 1: Cats and water. Step 2: ? Step 3: Profit!

In her spare time, Monkeys enjoys cricket, modern dance, and the rigorous study of fluid dynamics.

Tuesday, May 22

As a noted scientist...

WAYS IN WHICH SHE COULD HAVE
BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE.
By Jules Lipoff

She exposed me to excessive ultraviolet radiation, which gave me terrible cataracts.

She removed all traces of vitamin A from my diet.

more...

Monday, May 21

Thursday, November 2

Self-Reference in Pie Charts

Haven't you ever wondered what percentage of pie charts resemble pac-man? I know I have.

Wednesday, October 25

my sense of humor?

the Wit
(61% dark, 30% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)


your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.


PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais




The 3-Variable Funny Test!

- it rules -

Friday, October 13

This is Unacceptable

Bush Confounded by the 'Unacceptable'

President Wields Word More Freely as His Frustration Rises and His Influence Ebbs

Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, October 13, 2006; Page A10

President Bush finds the world around him increasingly "unacceptable."

In speeches, statements and news conferences this year, the president has repeatedly declared a range of problems "unacceptable," including rising health costs, immigrants who live outside the law, North Korea's claimed nuclear test, genocide in Sudan and Iran's nuclear ambitions.