Wednesday, October 22

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: A Letter That Seems To Be From My Garden Gnomes

I found this to be well worth the read. you might, too...

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: A Letter That Seems To Be From My Garden Gnomes: "A L E T T E R T H A T
S E E M S T O B E F R O M
M Y G A R D E N G N O M E S .

BY TIM CARVELL

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Dear Michael,
We, your Garden Gnomes, have decided that it is time we let you know the truth: We are alive. This is not a prank. We have been concealing ourselves for some time but have decided, after much examination, since you mercilessly creamed your little nephew in that Cool Whip fight (sorry about the pun) that you are our kind of guy. " .......

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